please rage w/ us before baby girl georgia exits mommy's womb.

ACTIVITIES

belly shot

food

piñata

rock music

milk squirt gun

pudding diaper

drunk

baby lotion wrestle

+ much more

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LOGISTICS

when:

february 7, 2026

time:

1:00 PM

where:

casa simmons-jones
1268 N holliston ave
pasadena, CA 91104

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THE RULES

gifts:

zero pressure to gift us anything. your unwavering emotional support will be crucial over the next year- rest of our lives. if u can’t offer that, buy us something.

things we’d warmly welcome:

cash money (baby) is always appreciated, as is anything on our registry.

venmo link here

registry link here

*contributions to our cash fund will go towards: postpartum care for Kate’s broken body, unexpected medical shit, UberEats and diapers. All leftover will go in a savings account for baby girl simmons-jones. thank u <3

party:

*byob if you like something specific, princess*

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RSVP

please rsvp by 1/31/26 or you will be denied entry.
(please actually rsvp—we need a headcount for drugs food.)

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XO,

nick, kate, stevie & the cat

…omg and the baby